Commencement!

GRADUATED!

Proof:
There I am, next to the business school building that was my second home for the last 2 years. And in that big red fancy folder is my MASSIVE diploma.

You want to know something else about my diploma?

THERE IS NO ENGLISH ON IT. NONE. Except my name.

I'm pretty disappointed about this because I know diplomas are the only people (yes, I am anthropomorphizing my diploma) who still speak Latin, but I mean, ENGLISH, PLEASE. Do you know where on my diploma it says that I received a Master's of Business Administration? NEITHER DO I.

Overall though, graduation was great. It was meaningful in a way that my college graduation wasn't, probably because no one could understand my undergrad commencement speaker (this time? Jeff Immelt, and he was fantastic. If you don't know who he is, it's all good because I wouldn't either if I hadn't gone to business school).

I got to wear a fancy cap and gown and even a hood this time! And we had to walk in with it draped over our arms a certain way and all the pomp and circumstance surrounding it was really fun (see what I did there? Graduation pun!). I was also given instruction on how to flip your hood on and I was going to video blog it but it is no less than 600 degrees in Boston and I am too hot to do anything. But I WILL show you how the hood flip maneuver is NOT supposed to turn out:


You can see how it's supposed to look in the first picture on this post.

And now I am officially a MASTER! So fancy. I can't believe it's over, though.

In other news, today I bartended on a yacht and I also had a phone interview for an amazing job but I'm not getting my hopes up because...well, I'm just not.