Fun with OK Cupid

First of all, thanks everyone for your lovely comments/emails/texts regarding my last post. You are all super nice and lovely and caring.

Second of all, I found out today that there is a decent chance I won't have a job on 2012. Nothing is set in stone yet, but...are any of your companies looking to hire a totally awesome Project Manager? =)

And finally, while OK Cupid isn't exactly going as I had intended, I do have a few amusing messages that I want to share since that's what I promised with this whole project in the first place. So...here goes! My comments in italics.

In response to the profile question, "On Friday night I am most likely..." and my answer, "at happy hour":

wanna be in the happy hour with u


Just kind of love this one:
hey how u doing gorgeous u are so gorgeous like an angel i would love to get to know ua nd be friends


The following message is severely truncated because it is insanely long:
Before I begin this message I had to tell you what would be interesting to have on that TV show CSI. Imagine if on CSI they found semen in a woman's ear. Guess she heard her killer coming. Funny shit aint it :)

So.......

Hey there Arielle! I hope this message finds you well. I'm not going to write you message with one line that says ..."hey sexy" or "Sup baby!!" I'm sure you get that a lot anyway. I wanted to be original and something that’s against the normal and yet annoying messages you probably receive on a regular basis and I hope you appreciate it. I looked through your profile and it has piqued my interest and I’d like to know more about you. You definitely sound like a the right girl for me because you are LOW MAINTENANCE! I seem to keep attracting these high maintenance chicks who don't know that 1+1=2.

While you are attractive I do have to be honest with you: Currently I'm not looking to jump into anything serious as of yet. I would love to hang out and have ongoing casual sex with you. I know you are not looking for that but I just wanted to be upfront with you.


I hope English is not this man's first language:
hey my name is brian just wanted to write you see if you wanted to talk or write back .i wrote you because you seem like you would be a good convo and from your profile we seem to have alot in common not to mention your a beautiful woman.i guess if you want to write back and see what can happen hope to hear from you if not thanks for reading anyway


This is kind of hostile:
hi there, first of all, i am not a creep. too many girls just assume every guy on here is one. check out my profile and see if anything interests you. if so, shoot me a message. i am sick of writing shit and getting no responses.

Aaaaand that's it for now.