The best and worst dream

I freaking hate really good dreams. Some people wake up from an awesome dream and think, "Man, that dream kicked ass. I'm going to be in the BEST MOOD EVER all day!" I wake up from a good dream and think, "Motherf'er, my life is never going to be like that. Sad face."

2 nights ago, I had a dream where I was dating Cory Monteith. It wasn't even a makeout dream (PS, who else loved when Kristin Chenoweth was all, "Will Schuester? I just had a sex dream about you!"). In fact, I don't remember anything that happened. We might have been on some kind of It's A Small World-esque amusement park ride where you sit in a little boat and see cool stuff, but even that detail is sort of fuzzy. The point is, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WAKING UP FROM A DREAM WHERE YOU'RE DATING CORY MONTEITH? It sucks.

If you don't know who Cory Monteith is, I mean, why are you even here and are we even really friends? Go away. But to fill you in, he plays Finn on Glee, hence why I already referenced Glee in this post. But my dream wasn't about the character Finn (hi, 16 is a little young for me and probably illegal in many states), it was about the actor Cory, who, according to IMDB, is 28.

And whatever, I don't care if I think about Glee too much or tweet about Glee too much. I love it.

For real, though. Cory, if you're reading this, call me. I don't even care that you're Canadian.

And for the future, I would much rather stick to weird dreams over good ones. That way I don't walk around all day in a "Boo hoo I'm not actually dating a totally adorable TV star" funk.