Imagine that one hot summer day, you're hanging out at your parents' house, just sitting in the den having a lovely time watching TV. And you think to yourself, "I'm thirsty. I need to go the kitchen for some water." So you get up to go the kitchen, and you encounter...
El Presidente! Sitting at your dining room table!
You know what happens then? You die of laughter. Because yes, there is a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Barack Obama, chillin at the table like he's waiting for his first course.
What do you do next? Well, get photo evidence of the fact that Obama is your BFF, of COURSE.
Arielle and Barack, buddies 4lyfe.
But the nonsense doesn't end there, no no. You delight in watching your brother come home and react the same way you did when he sees the president at your house. And then you listen to your mom talking about how she and your dad were invited to a Friday night Shabbat dinner at a family friend's house, but since your dad has class on Friday night he couldn't go, so your mom brought the Obama cutout with her as her date.
Can't make this up, folks.
If you think it stops there, you're wrong.
On Rosh Hashanah, we had a nice dinner with some family. And we took a family picture - me, my brother, my parents, my uncle, my cousin, and my grandma. And Obama, of course.
My family is awesome.
5 comments:
I don't think I would be quite as happy to have a cardboard cut out of our prime minister at our table but Obama . . . I could go for that!
Best laugh of the day - thank you!
Wait. This is the best story I've ever heard.
That is hilarious!
omg I wish Obama would visit my house.
Can you bring him to the Harry Potter-thon?
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