Mmm...cheese

I talk to my friend Crapface on gchat for approximately 16 hours a day. There have been many occasions in which I have contemplated posting our gchats because Crapface is awesome. However, I hate reading other peoples' gchats and have never read anyone's convo on any blog (except this one) and been amused. However, I'm going to start posting some awesome excerpts because this is my blog and I want these preserved, damnit.

And here begins, Conversations with Crapface. I have edited out irrelevant parts.

Crapface: i wish i had string cheese
Arielle: i have string cheese!
Crapface: IF ONLY WE WERE TOGETHER
Arielle: the possibilities!
Crapface: i would also settle for some of those round little babybel cheeses in the red wax
Arielle: ooh yum
Crapface: any sort of small cheese product
Arielle: the tiniest cheese of all time
Crapface: tiny cheese, giant cheese!
Crapface: any kind of cheese!
Crapface: soft cheese, hard cheese!
Crapface: one cheese two cheese
Crapface: red cheese blue cheese!
Arielle: i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CHEESE
Arielle: um
Crapface: hahahahaha
Arielle: failed
Crapface: that was well done
Crapface: did your elementary school try to feed you guys green eggs and ham?
Arielle: no, my elementary school was jewish
Crapface: mine did, and i refused
Crapface: i remember it being slightly traumatic
Crapface: i don't like eggs!
Crapface: i don't like them in a box
Crapface: i don't like them with a fox
Arielle: i don't like them either, actually
Arielle: i don't like them in the air
Arielle: i don't like them in my underwear
Arielle: ew
Arielle: that came out wrong