I am a very fast pee-er. Peeer. Peer. Whatever. The point is, SPEED.
One thing that really sucks is being first in a long bathroom line, and waiting...and waiting....and waiting for someone to finish up their business and let you go into the stall. It's like you're oh so close and yet oh so very far at the same time.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, PEOPLE?
Look, I'm not stupid. I know what kind of things might be taking place in the bathroom. But if there are 5 stalls, I'm going to assume that at least one person is having a completely normal pee. And if I'm waiting for 5 full minutes and there isn't even so much as a flush, I'm going to get angry.
I just don't get how it takes so many women SO LONG to go to the bathroom. I mean, I go in, I do my thing, and I come out. People often remark to me that I was fast, but I sort of have to wonder why everyone else is...not fast. I fully admit that while I take pretty quick showers, I understand how some people take longer because sometimes, standing under the hot water is just awesome. But really, what's the appeal in just sitting on the toilet? Nothing.
To all the women in the world, here is my plea: HURRY THE F UP. The rest of us have to pee.
6 comments:
I am a very fast pee-er too. I get in and I get out. But sometimes, I like to dawdle, focus on a few other things, make sure I'm fully wiped. It happens. But ITA with you.
Ha, I completely agree with this. Although you know, it kind of skeeves me out going into a bathroom stall RIGHT AFTER someone else came out. I don't know why, but.. ew.
I'll be sitting in the stall thinking "there's someone out there, I can't pee cos they're listening."
So perhaps I was the one holding you up...
i am the fastest pee-er in my circle of friends and family. if i'm hanging out with the guys and i have to go to the bathroom, they don't groan or tell me they'll wait for me in the car, they race me. i almost always win. i never understand why it takes women so long to pee. i also never understood why it's such a big deal that i sneak into the men's room when i don't want to wait 20 minutes for a stall. it's not like i'm looking!
I dont understand what takes people so long in there! And seriously, I pee faster than Dave sometimes if we're in public bathrooms. What does HE do?
Omg, it's ridiculous how slowly some women pee. I'm a quick pee-er too and it always just absolutely kills me when I'm waiting in line. There are so many times I'm tempted to just use the guy's bathroom except, well, gross.
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