Lair of awesomeness

Though I usually post in my other blog about things I find in the Wall Street Journal, this article about man caves seemed more appropriate here.

Yeah, sometimes I have no idea why the WSJ reports on certain things. Whatevs.

Reading about man caves made me think about what I would put in a woman cave if I had one.

First off, I wouldn't call it a woman cave, because that sounds like a weird euphemism for..well, you all know what it sounds like a euphemism for. Feel free to send me your clever suggestions.

In my lair of awesomeness I would include:

- Movies, of course. A healthy mix of chick flicks (only the ones I like) , 80s movies (Brat Pack!), Harry Potter, and other nerdy and/or girly and/or awesome movies.

- Lots of DVDs of TV shows. Glee, Project Runway (so Lacey and I can watch Santino singing in season 2 over and over and over), and anything involving dancing or modeling.

- Video games. Old school NES so I can play Super Mario 3, and a Wii with full Guitar Hero setup, Rapstar (my new obsession), and any form of Mario Party.

- Beer fridge. Multiple. Plus, full bar for martinis, margaritas, mojitos, and any other delicious drink that starts with "M." Or even those that don't. And Andre. Plenty of it.

- Snacks. Including hint of lime Tostitos, regular Tostitos to be dipped into queso, an endless supply of buffalo wings, Trader Joe's honey wheat pretzels, pita and hummus, and some kind of chocolatey deliciousness. This is a not-so-healthy lair.

- Posters of hot men to look at. Anyone from Cory Monteith to Eminem. And maybe the occasional hot woman (because whatever, women like looking at hot girls too), like Nicole Scherzinger.

- A playlist of awesome and ever-updating top 40 music to which we can have rockin dance parties.

- A huge nail polish selection. Because people always need to touch up their manis, yo.

What am I missing???