The Sake Bomb/Friday song

You know how sometimes you just drink SO MUCH ALCOHOL in the span of a few days where all you want to do is detox? I'm right there.

My weekend looked something like this, starting on Thursday night: bar - concert that ended up being canceled - bar - bar - sleep - work - sake bombing - bar - bar - sleep - hangover - pub crawl - housewarming party - beer garden - sleep - hangover - bar - dinner with unlimited sangria.

I would say that I didn't do anything really productive this weekend, but in fact, I did. You see, over drinks on Thursday night, my friends and I discussed our sake bombing adventures that were coming the next day. We were trying to think of some new chants to yell to add to our repertoire, which currently consists of "SAKE SAKE SAKE BOMB" and "WHEN I SAY 'SAKE' YOU SAY 'BOMB'!!"

Someone had the brilliant idea of writing a song to the tune of Rebecca Black's Friday, and commissioned me to write it. Except then Friday happened and I was busy with work and I didn't. Until today, when I had a long subway ride and no book to read. Ahem.

7pm at the end of the work day
Gotta get drunk gotta go downtown
Gotta have some food gotta have sake bombs
Drinking everything, the beer is spilling
Chanting on and on everybody’s chugging
Gotta get down to Ashiya
Gotta catch my train, I see my friends

Feelin’ kinda buzzy
Thoughts are getting fuzzy
Gotta make my mind up
How much can I take?

It’s sake, sake
Everyone drink some sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend, weekend
Sake, sake
Better drink your sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend

Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Getting crunked up on the weekend

7:45 we’re setting up the chopsticks
Having such fun don’t want time to fly
Yum, yum, sushi’s so yum
Don’t know what this is
I drink this you drink this
Drop sake in the beer, ayyy
I drink this you drink this
Now you know it

Feelin’ kinda buzzy
Thoughts are getting fuzzy
Gotta make my mind up
How much can I take?

It’s sake, sake
Everyone drink some sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend, weekend
Sake, sake
Better drink your sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend

Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Getting crunked up on the weekend

Yesterday was okay, okay
Today is the best day, best day
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a bomb today

Today we all feel great but
Hangover comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end

E-V, in NYC
We’re banging on the table
We are able
To yell and scream and
Drink beer, sake clear
With some sushi on the side
All I need is some sake in front of me
With some beer more beer wanna scream
Check my time, we count down to the next bomb
We gonna get drunk, come on come on y’all

It’s sake, sake
Everyone drink some sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend, weekend
Sake, sake
Better drink your sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend

Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Getting crunked up on the weekend

It’s sake, sake
Everyone drink some sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend, weekend
Sake, sake
Better drink your sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend

Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Getting crunked up on the weekend

I am presently taking orders. I will write one of these awesome songs for any occasion you may have. Don't miss out. I am clearly very talented.