Look friends. I've been going to pharmacies for years now. I probably go into CVS or Duane Reade or Rite Aid or Walgreens or whatever more often than...well, than something that happens really frequently. It's late and I'm not feeling creative right now.
The thing is, I never know where to find the god damn tissues. It's like, boxes of tissues aren't that small. Especially not when you have an entire display of them. So why is searching for tissues like trying to find a needle-sized holy grail in a haystack?
I'm pretty sure every pharmacy puts the tissues in a different place. And as the saying goes, it's always in the last place I look. So I end up wandering through the cosmetics, the hair products, the stationery, the groceries, and every other freakin aisle until I find the tissues either near the paper towels or the tampons or the diapers or the cold medicine or some other place that makes no sense. And the reason it makes no sense is because there's no natural home for tissues. I mean, what do they REALLY belong next to? Nothing. Because tissues are versatile creatures.
Whenever I need to buy tissues (frequently, seeing as I must be allergic to something at my job because I sneeze about 15 times a day), I should just start buying multiple boxes at once and save myself the 20 minutes of aimless wandering the next time.
LIFE IS HARD, YO.
You know what else is hard to find? Q-tips.
End rant.
1 comment:
I'm not sure if Kleenex are in any specific spot... I find them at Target by the toilet paper/paper towels?
As for q-tips, I learned this one when I worked at CVS (and it makes NO sense) - they're generally located in the baby aisle.
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