One sign looks just like this one, the other says "NO POOPING!" instead of just the "NO." As if, you know, the little piece of crap hanging out of this dog's ass isn't enough for you to get what the sign is going for.
Look, I get it. My parents live in the suburbs and with the suburbs come a LOT of dogs, and with dogs come the occasional inconsiderate owner who doesn't pick up afterwards. But this, my friends, is capital T Tacky.
Dear neighbors: when people drive or walk by your house, instead of seeing a nice house and a manicured lawn (which may or may not have dog poop in it, I guess), they are going to see this sign. And nothing else. They will pay no attention to what your property looks like because all they can look at is this dog sign and the ACTUAL POOP COMING OUT OF ITS BUTT.
That is all.
4 comments:
HORRENDOUS sign!!!
I need that on the hood of my car.
I think that aside from the emerging poop, my favorite part is that it looks like the dog is yelling at the human. "NO! Don't come near me! Can't you tell I'm POOPING!?"
I MUST take a photo of this sign I run by in my neighborhood - it is a cartoon of none other than a STEAMING PILE OF S&*T - yes, the steam is actually cartoonized - coupled with the phrase "YOU ARE ON CAMERA"
So welcoming and lovely.
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