The 30/60/90 day bikram challenge

Wednesday, March 16, 2011
I have decided to do a bikram yoga challenge. Somewhere between 30 and 90 days.

The thing about the 30 day challenge is that I’m already halfway through one, technically. So it’s sort of like cheating to start now. So then I decided to bump it up to 60. And then maybe I’ll decide to bump it up to 90. Because, why not?

The reason why I’m not committing to 90 days is because, well, bikram is really time consuming. Between the travel to the studio and the getting there early to spend time in the room getting used to the heat and the 90 minute class and the shower afterward and the traveling to wherever you have to go next, this is a multi-hour endeavor. And while I’ve only missed one day since February 27th, I’m not positive I can continue finding the time to do it every day from now until the end of May.

Also, there is the whole moving-to-Brooklyn thing that’s happening in May. Though apparently there is a bikram studio 4 blocks from my new apartment (!!!!). So at some point in the 90 days I might switch studios. Or maybe I’ll just quit bikram altogether because kids, I may as well have picked up a really fancy drug addiction for this price.

So anyway, I’m going to do bikram yoga every day for as long as I feel like it, but if I could do it for 90 days I would feel...accomplished, I guess. I’m pretty bad at motivating myself to do a lot of things unless there’s a CONTEST or a CHALLENGE or a COACH or some other word that brings motivation that comes from outside one’s self (such words do not have to start with “C” even though these all do).

Here are the rules for my challenge:
- My studio allows for 2 missed days (and thus, 2 doubles on other days) for a 30 day challenge. So I’ll allow for 6 doubles in 90 days.
- Der..I guess that’s it for rules.

Here are my goals for the challenge:
- Stop falling out of the balancing poses so much. While my balance is typically pretty good (I used to do back handsprings on a balance beam in gymnastics, ya’ll), but you would never know this by my practice.
- Assorted other posture-specific goals that I'm not going to go into for fear of boring everyone.
- Learn to use my biceps more in the poses where you’re supposed to use your f’ing biceps to pull your body this way or that way. Sometimes I rely on the fact that my quads are pretty strong and my hamstrings are pretty flexible to not work as hard in some poses. Not okay.

On this note, the other day I had the privilege of having a spot in the room near a side mirror. So I had a rare view of myself during the poses that face the side, whereas normally you just get a view of the wall or of the person next to you. Guys, my quads are scary. I almost died during triangle pose (where you work your quads pretty hard) because I realized exactly how much I would not want to meet my quads in a dark alley.

This is Bikram in triangle pose. I'm going to wager that mine does not look quite like this yet.
Photo credit.

Goal for my quads: do not get bigger.

The word “quads” has officially lost all meaning to me. Quads quads quads.

Okay, that’s about it for now. I will try not to turn into a bikram-obsessed blogger, even though it’s sort of all I want to talk about recently. I am totally drinking the Kool-Aid.

Going daily deal crazy

Monday, March 14, 2011
I sort of thought everyone subscribed to as many daily deal sites as I do. Maybe I was wrong. Lacey asked me for a full list of the sites to which I subscribe. Here goes nothing. I am too lazy to provide links but you all know how to use the Google so if you want to subscribe for these, I have faith that you are all intelligent enough to figure it out. =)

- Groupon (duh)
- Living Social
- Buy With Me
- Zozi
- Tippr
- kgb deals
- InBundles
- Yelp Deals
- ScoutMob
- BloomSpot
- Town Hog
- Gilt City
- Zagat Deals (I didn't even know I was on this list but..there it is in my email)
- Eversave
- Plum District

Err..that's a lot more than I thought. Oh, and don't forget Mamapedia, which I signed up for in order to buy a movie ticket deal, then unsubscribed from after all the ensuing deals were...for, well, moms.

I was also a member of Fab.com which was a deal site for gay men (um, they had $10 Lucky Burger meals for $.50!!), but they have since redone their design and I don't think they do daily deals anymore.

Though this makes it seem like I'm some kind of deal fiend, I don't actually purchase too many of them. I presently have exactly 11 outstanding deals that I need to use in the next year or so.

But Arielle, how do you keep track of all your deals? you ask.

My secret, dear friends, is a spreadsheet. Duh. If you learn one thing about me from this blog, learn that I have an Excel sheet for most of things in life. Remember when I wrote about how I kept a spreadsheet to keep track of my TV shows, but I thought it was crazy and I deleted it? Yup, I reinstated it. WHATEVER.

The point is, I have a spreadsheet listing all the deals I have outstanding, the site I bought them through (so I know how to retrieve them), and their expiration dates. They are listed in order of expiration date so I know which ones are the most pressing. I have yet to let a deal expire before I got the opportunity to use it.

Excel owns me. And so do Groupons. I of course use "Groupon" as a generic term for all daily deals, sort of like people say "kleenex" when they really mean "tissue."

Spider-Man: Epic FAIL

As everyone in NYC (and any theater nerds anywhere else) knows, Broadway is currently trying to deal with an epic shitshow known as Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. Spider-Man is a musical nearly 10 years in the making that has just delayed its opening for what I believe is the 6th time.

The production has been wrought with injuries, set mishaps, cast members dropping like flies, scathing reviews, safety violations (see: injuries), and most recently, the ousting of their director.

Gothamist, my all-time favorite site for any and all things NYC, keeps me apprised of the latest Spider-Man disasters. Recently, I've begun to notice that they've taken some liberties with the name of the musical using, CORRECTLY, might I add, my beloved strike. Here are some chuckle-worthy titles I've seen lately:

Spider-Man: There Will Be Blood Turn Off the Dark

Spider-Man: I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Turn Off the Dark

Spider-Man: Legends of the Fall Turn Off the Dark

Spider-Man: The Crying Game Turn Off the Dark

Spider-Man: Turn Off Hopes of Actually Opening Turn Off the Dark

Some of these actually made me laugh out loud. Hard. I think Legends of the Fall might be my favorite.

Good job, Gothamist. You make me happy (btw if you live in a major US city, there is probably a version for your city so sign up for that shizz right now).